fruitycat:

fruitycat:

necrophilofthefuture:

okay so i was watching the suite life of zack and cody episode where they make a commercial and i decided to call the Tipton’s number
and it’s a fucking sex chatline. 

i don’t believe you, I’m going to call it

I AM SO DONE

fruitycat:

fruitycat:

necrophilofthefuture:

okay so i was watching the suite life of zack and cody episode where they make a commercial and i decided to call the Tipton’s number

and it’s a fucking sex chatline. 

i don’t believe you, I’m going to call it

I AM SO DONE

housewifeswag:

look at dis rolly baby

housewifeswag:

look at dis rolly baby

awwww-cute:

We were worried they wouldn’t get along

awwww-cute:

We were worried they wouldn’t get along

pechikoto:

Playing with the light in my curtain

pechikoto:

Playing with the light in my curtain

wreckitrach:

"you shouldn’t be depressed, people have it worse than you"

finally, after years of searching, the person with the worst life ever is found. formally, they are granted permission to be sad. but only them. only they have earned it. no sads for anyone else at all ever

pruderanch:

200% sure that all of my friend have secret meetings where they just talk about how annoying I am

larrycoincidences:

whenever i get low on money i start thinking really irrationally like what if i hadn’t spent that $10 back in 2004